On the way to church yesterday, Piper noticed an (overweight) man riding precariously on a bike…

“Mommy, there is a fat man riding a bike.”

“Piper, you should not say the word ‘fat’ out loud. It almost always hurts someone’s feelings and that’s not ok.”

******{long, thoughtful pause}******

“Mommy?”

“Yes?”

“Can I say that his bike is very tiny?”